"The Barbar the Elephant book is sitting in front of me. I pick it up and start reading it. I remember reading it as a small Boy and enjoying it and imagining that I was friends with Babar, his constant Companion during all of his adventures. He went to the moon, I went with him. He fought Tomb Raiders in Egypt, I fought alongside him. He rescued his Elephant girlfriend from Ivory Hunters on the Savanna, I coordinated the gateway. I loved that goddamn Elephant and I loved being his friend. In a childhood full of unhappiness and rage. Barbar is one of the few pleasant memories that I have. Me and Barbar, kicking some motherfukcking ass." - James Frey